Category Archives: Bad Taste

The Corpse Flower Strikes Again

Actually, three of them are about to bloom.

The U.S. Botanic Garden has announced that three of its corpse flower (Amorphophallus titanum) plants are expected to bloom during the next week. It will be the first bloom for all three of the plants.

The plant gets its name because it emits a disgusting, repulsive, nauseating odor when it blooms, which has been likened to, among other yucky things, that of a rotting corpse. The smell attracts pollinators to the plant during its one-day bloom. After that, the corpse flower becomes dormant for a period that can range from a few years to more than a decade.

That same disgusting, repulsive, nauseating odor also seems to be irresistible to humans. The picture at the head of this posting is a CBS News photo of a 2013 corpse flower bloom at the Botanic Garden. The event was visited by more than 130,000 people.

As with earlier blooms, the Botanic Garden Conservatory will be open for extended hours. On peak bloom days, visitors will be admitted until 10 PM.

Or you could watch this 24-hour live stream from the Conservatory. It’s guaranteed odorless.

The Disaster Artist — The True Story of the Making of Tommy Wiseau’s The Room

The Room is a 2003 film that has deservedly earned a high ranking on any recent list of “The Worst Movies Ever Made,” up there with Ed Wood’s Plan 9 from Outer Space and Nicholas Webster’s Santa Claus Conquers the Martians.

The Orson Welles of this “Citizen Kane of bad movies” is the mysterious and staggeringly untalented Tommy Wiseau, who produced, directed, and wrote the screenplay, such as it is. Mr. Wiseau also plays the lead. Here he is, at his finest:

Acting like that would embarrass William Shatner. Hell, it might even embarrass David Caruso.

So, of course, The Room has become a cult favourite, with midnight screenings and Rocky Horror-esque audience participation.

Greg Sestero, who played the aforementioned Mark—“Oh, Hi Mark”—in the movie, wrote a book about his experience, and now James Franco is bringing it to the screen. A new teaser takes a look at the making of the scene in the above video:

It’s called The Disaster Artist, and in addition to James Franco, it stars Dave Franco and Seth Rogen. The release date is 1 December 2017.


Want to see more?

Here’s a selection of some of the funnier stranger more deranged scenes from The Room:

Artomatic 2017, and the Joy of Discovery

Artomatic, the free-floating exhibition space that pops up in Washington every two or three years, has made a welcome return. This year, more than 600 artists and performers are taking part in the seven-week-long show.

Artomatic is non-juried. With no gatekeepers to evaluate quality, pretty much anything goes.* As a result, you can find yourself wading thought some truly horrendous amateur art. But every once in a while, you’ll stumble over something beautiful and inspired. The joy of unexpectedly finding something that gives you pleasure is what makes Artomatic so much fun.

The location of Artomatic changes with each show, moving to a different building “in transition”. This year, it fills seven floors of a currently unoccupied office building in Crystal City. I was able to tour four of the floors before museum fatigue kicked in, and I plan to return to see the rest of this year’s show before it ends on 6 May 2017.

Here are some of the things that caught my eye during yesterday’s visit:

 


There’s more to Artomatic than the visual arts. The event also features music, video, film, poetry, performance art, dance parties, and the occasional magician.

Here’s today’s events schedule:


*I’ve never seen the artists’ agreement documents, so I don’t know whether there are restrictions on content. The show stipulates that it’s designed for adults, but there were plenty of families with children touring the exhibition yesterday.

Warning: Extreme (But Very Funny) Grossness

Oh, Yuck!

A 10-second video which might be titled “Hubris”, or “Just Hanging Out around the Pool, Thinking of Cool Things to Do.”

Filed under “What Could Possibly Go Wrong?”

Is there any way this is not going to end up in a “Web Redemption” segment on Tosh.0?

I swear that thing came to life and jumped at him.

The Lure — First Tailer

NSFW: Brief nudity.

The Lure is the Polish Carnivorous Mermaid Horror Musical Romantic Comedy Movie we’ve all been waiting for. And as the maraschino cherry on top of that ice cream sundae, it’s set in the ’80s, and has a “new-wave” soundtrack.

The film, a first feature for director Agnieszka Smoczynska, has been racking up nominations and awards on the festival circuit. It won the Special Jury Prize at Sundance last year.

The Lure will open at the IFC Center in New York on 1 February 2017. No word on subsequent runs as yet.


Whoever came up with the idea of attaching those irritating commercial pop-ups to videos deserves to be reincarnated as Dustin Diamond.

Charlie Brooker’s 2016 Wipe

Ever since 2006, Charlie Brooker has been doing a nasty, cynical, and v funny end-of-the-year wrap-up called Charlie Brooker’s Wipe. He never finds much cause for celebration.

Brooker is the creator of Dead Set, a five-episode series about what happens to the people locked in the Big Brother house when the zombie apocalypse hits Britain. He also wrote Black Mirror, an anthology series now available on Netflix, that takes a dark look at the day after tomorrow, and A Touch of Cloth, an Airplane-like satire of TV cop shows with “damaged” heroes.

D.I. Jack Cloth: “I haven’t laughed since my wife died.”
D.I. Anne Oldman: “Why did you laugh when your wife died?”

Yeah, he’s sorta twisted.

Here’s Charlie Brooker’s 2016 Wipe. It’s Anglocentric, but the US doesn’t escape Brooker’s attention,

Warning: NSFW (nudity, language).