Remember those hoverboards that Back to the Future promised we’d have by 21 October 2015?
Were you as exasperated as I was when 21 October 2015 came and went, without the slightest need for public service announcements warning kids to always wear a helmet when hovering? Once again, we’d been deceived by the powerful and secretive Media/Flying-Transportation Complex, just as earlier generations had been deceived when they were promised jet packs and flying cars, and taken in by those fake “1969 Moon Landing” movies that were filmed in a North Carolina studio.
We won’t get fooled again.
Because this time, it’s for real. Our wait is over.
Here’s how the game ball was delivered at Portugal’s Cup Final on Sunday:
When Amazon offers a pre-order option, I’ll be the first to sign up.