You can be reasonably sure that if a news headline begins with the words “Florida Man…”, you’re about to read something bizarre or upsetting or just plain weird. And now, Florida Man has a Twitter feed.
The Twitter account will keep you up to date on what kind of impossible mess Florida Man—or, occasionally, Florida Woman—has gotten into recently. Whether it’s “Florida Man Get DUI While Riding Motorized Wheelchair” or “Florida Man Involved in High-Speed Chase With Police, Claims Dog Was Driving” or “Florida Man Runs for GOP Presidential Nomination”, you can read all about it.
Warning: Some of the entries are NSFW, not unlike Florida Man himself.